Author Archives: TrippLaino

The desiccated husk of Sylvester Stallone is releasing a final chapter in the Rambo series, so we’re going to where it started going off the rails: Rambo: First Blood II! How stupid is this title? Is Rambo a Mary Sue? … Continued

We’re getting a little sexy for our sixth season’s beginning (you know, like sextet?…We weren’t sure either) with She’s Out of Control! Tony “Hold Me Closer Tiny” Danza has a daughter that’s interested in b-b-b-b-b-boooooys and he can’t handle it … Continued

It’s the end of Season 5, so we’re celebrating with a part 5 film: Howling 5: The Rebirth (not to be confused with Part 6: The Reborn!). Why is there almost NO werewolf action in this? WHO IS STAVROS? How … Continued

In celebration of its 30th anniversary (and our Dad’s birthday!) we spent a Weekend At Bernie’s! Seriously, how does no one realize this guy’s dead? Is there anything grosser than sex with a dead guy? Does anyone understand this insurance … Continued

Out now for supporters at the $5 and up level is our live episode about Flashdance, recorded at the Philly Podcast Festival in 2019! Like what you hear? Support us on Patreon and you can hear the complete episode!  “Ouroboros” Kevin … Continued

Thanks to Jason in Phoenix, we had to watch The Garbage Pail Kids Movie! Is this the worst movie in the show’s history? (Yes). Why can’t any of their faces move? Why are they so truly horrifying? What kids wanted … Continued

Listener Request Month Pick #2 comes from Patreon supporter Tom!  Is this peak Val Kilmer? Could he be any more charming? How does no one know they’re making a weapon?! Why is this 15-year-old in a relationship with a 19-year-old? … Continued

It’s the very first Listener Request Month, and the first selection is Patreon supporter Michele’s choice: Midnight Madness! The game master has created a zany scavenger hunt all over Los Angeles. What’s the best method for organizing a hunt? Why … Continued

It’s PRIDE month, and we’re celebrating with a very gay movie: Can’t Stop The Music! It’s a kinda-sorta biopic about The Village People starring 80s heartthrob Steve “The Guttes” Guttenberg, and Caitlyn Jenner…based purely on decathlon prowess? Why were Americans … Continued

Oh no, Godzilla! We’re celebrating the big screen return of everyone’s favorite irradiated lizard king with Godzilla 1985! This weird American re-cut of the Japanese release has the bare minimum of plot, a whole lot of giant rubber monster madness … Continued