Out-of-context-quote from this episode: “I’m watching a movie, not at an Outback Steakhouse!” The spooktacular ends with a truly bizarre movie: Death Spa! (AKA Witch Bitch) What’s up with this nonsense technology? Why can’t we tell anyone apart? Who, … Continued
Out now on our Patreon page, it’s our LIVE SPOOKTACULAR episode recorded at the 2019 Baltimore Podcast Festival! We talk vampires, glampires, Keifer Sutherland, ’80s fashion, Grampa who totally rules (and uses windex as cologne), Vamp lore and so so … Continued
It’s the 2019 SPOOKTACULAR! In this tangent-ey episode, Tripp prattles on about How I Met Your Mother, we debate the ideal shape and type of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, Tripp tries a new tactic for podcast reviews, Rhesus Reese’s, Tripp … Continued
Thanks to our incredible Patreon supporters and the fabulous folks at Universal Orlando, we crossed one off the bucket list and went to Halloween Horror Nights! Universal provided us tickets to the park during the day and at night, express passes … Continued
The desiccated husk of Sylvester Stallone is releasing a final chapter in the Rambo series, so we’re going to where it started going off the rails: Rambo: First Blood II! How stupid is this title? Is Rambo a Mary Sue? … Continued
We’re getting a little sexy for our sixth season’s beginning (you know, like sextet?…We weren’t sure either) with She’s Out of Control! Tony “Hold Me Closer Tiny” Danza has a daughter that’s interested in b-b-b-b-b-boooooys and he can’t handle it … Continued
It’s the end of Season 5, so we’re celebrating with a part 5 film: Howling 5: The Rebirth (not to be confused with Part 6: The Reborn!). Why is there almost NO werewolf action in this? WHO IS STAVROS? How … Continued
In celebration of its 30th anniversary (and our Dad’s birthday!) we spent a Weekend At Bernie’s! Seriously, how does no one realize this guy’s dead? Is there anything grosser than sex with a dead guy? Does anyone understand this insurance … Continued
Out now for supporters at the $5 and up level is our live episode about Flashdance, recorded at the Philly Podcast Festival in 2019! Like what you hear? Support us on Patreon and you can hear the complete episode! “Ouroboros” Kevin … Continued
Thanks to Jason in Phoenix, we had to watch The Garbage Pail Kids Movie! Is this the worst movie in the show’s history? (Yes). Why can’t any of their faces move? Why are they so truly horrifying? What kids wanted … Continued