Oh no, Godzilla! We’re celebrating the big screen return of everyone’s favorite irradiated lizard king with Godzilla 1985! This weird American re-cut of the Japanese release has the bare minimum of plot, a whole lot of giant rubber monster madness … Continued
In celebration of Elton John’s biopic (bye-op-ick?), we waded into the most tasteless one, perhaps of all time: Wired. WHO IS THIS MOVIE FOR? Why do they hate Belushi SO MUCH? How did Chiklis end up having a career? Why … Continued
It’s almost Mother’s Day and we were fresh out of gift ideas, so we gave our mom the gift of an episode she’d been asking for forever: Working Girl! This sassy sister film to Die Hard features a snackable Harrison … Continued
In celebration of the release of the crossover event of THIS century, we headed back to the last century to discuss the crossover event of the last century: When Jessica Fletcher took a Hawaiian vacation with Magnum, P.I.! (Magnum, P.I. … Continued
Sometimes, dead is better. It’s the original Pet Sematary, since the remake dropped this week! Andrew has a surprisingly decent Fred Gwynne, while Tripp’s is thoroughly mediocre, a phenomenal child actor (seriously!), a delightful doll shot, a home in dire … Continued
It’s the internet’s newest podcast: Clouded by the Zane, a Billy Zane podcast! Critters fever is striking the nation, with a Shudder show and a Syfy movie coming, so we went back where it all started! Is this Billy Zane … Continued
This podcast carries less than $20, please don’t rob it! Tying into the surprisingly successful “Fighting with My Family”, it’s an 80s movie about wrestling ladies: …All the Marbles. Tripp uses the slang of the youth, Is Peter Falk a … Continued
Out now for Patreon subscribers, it’s our live episode on Dirty Dancing, recorded at the Baltimore Podcast Festival! Get this, plus THREE other live episodes immediately when you sign up at the $5/month tier or higher. Support us on Patreon! … Continued
FOURBRUARY continues with the NBC TV Movie The Incredible Hulk Returns! Why is there so much Hulk in this backdoor pilot for Thor? Did they buy this hammer at Home Depot? How much trauma did Bill Bixby endure wearing these … Continued
It’s the fifth edition of FOURBRUARY, and the last gasp of Cannon-uary! We watched Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, and it was…not good. Why are there SO MANY unconnected scenes? What’s with Gene Hackman doing the voice of Nuclear … Continued