Out-of-context quote from this episode: “Malakhi’s mouth is basically that of a baleen whale.” An R-rated movie that’s not nearly violent enough, The smartest thing you can do to eradicate adults is poison all the coffee in the town, surprise … Continued
Out-of-context quote from this episode: “If I could get a title card instead of a plane trip, I would!” Bill Idol’s crossover Game of Thrones hit, we alienate our audience in under a minute, George R.R. Martin has no pages … Continued
Out-of-context-quote from this episode: “The only way to put this costume on would be to stretch the neck hole big enough for your entire body to fit through.” We watched Spider-Man S01E18 The Capture of Captain America and Spider-Man and His … Continued
Out-of-context-quote from this episode: “He died five days after finishing the voice recording of this – I’m pretty sure this movie killed Orson Welles.” In an episode that might bring us our first death threats, we take on Transformers: The … Continued
We return to the Savage Steve Holland world of Dream Logic for One Crazy Summer, kicking off our summer episodes! The merits of graduation gown rental vs. purchase are discussed, Hoops McCann has a secret history with boats that no … Continued
Out-of-context quote from this episode: “[Steve Guttenberg] in this movie and Ed Begley, Jr. in She-Devil are the two biggest ‘… what?’ casting decisions.” Steve Gutenberg finally makes it onto the show, Ally Sheedy has brown football helmet hair, Military … Continued
“It’s basically ‘My Dinner with Andre’ with robots. I don’t understand what we’re doing here.” #AutoMAYton kicks off with Heartbeeps, from 1981! In this episode: A terrifying Andy Kaufman. A robot telling Catskills jokes. A severe lack of cool robot … Continued
Out-of-context quote from this episode: “This podcast sounds like the ramblings of a deranged human being. You did this to me!” This is it folks. This is the one that broke Tripp. The second half of Andrew programs April is … Continued
Re-airing an old APTSITMOA pick! We’ll return in May with Little Monsters (1989). Out-of-context quote from this episode: “It’s like Cyndi Lauper in Vibes cranked to 11. If you thought velvet, backless turtleneck was something, wait until you see … Continued
Out-of-context quote from this episode: “It’s like Cyndi Lauper in Vibes cranked to 11. If you thought velvet, backless turtleneck was something, wait until you see this movie.” April is programmed by Andrew, and we’re kicking it off with Troop … Continued