Author Archives: TrippLaino

In celebration of Elton John’s biopic (bye-op-ick?), we waded into the most tasteless one, perhaps of all time: Wired. WHO IS THIS MOVIE FOR? Why do they hate Belushi SO MUCH? How did Chiklis end up having a career? Why … Continued

It’s almost Mother’s Day and we were fresh out of gift ideas, so we gave our mom the gift of an episode she’d been asking for forever: Working Girl! This sassy sister film to Die Hard features a snackable Harrison … Continued

In celebration of the release of the crossover event of THIS century, we headed back to the last century to discuss the crossover event of the last century: When Jessica Fletcher took a Hawaiian vacation with Magnum, P.I.! (Magnum, P.I. … Continued

Sometimes, dead is better. It’s the original Pet Sematary, since the remake dropped this week! Andrew has a surprisingly decent Fred Gwynne, while Tripp’s is thoroughly mediocre, a phenomenal child actor (seriously!), a delightful doll shot, a home in dire … Continued

It’s the internet’s newest podcast: Clouded by the Zane, a Billy Zane podcast! Critters fever is striking the nation, with a Shudder show and a Syfy movie coming, so we went back where it all started! Is this Billy Zane … Continued

This podcast carries less than $20, please don’t rob it! Tying into the surprisingly successful “Fighting with My Family”, it’s an 80s movie about wrestling ladies: …All the Marbles. Tripp uses the slang of the youth, Is Peter Falk a … Continued

Out now for Patreon subscribers, it’s our live episode on Dirty Dancing, recorded at the Baltimore Podcast Festival! Get this, plus THREE other live episodes immediately when you sign up at the $5/month tier or higher. Support us on Patreon! … Continued

FOURBRUARY continues with the NBC TV Movie The Incredible Hulk Returns! Why is there so much Hulk in this backdoor pilot for Thor? Did they buy this hammer at Home Depot? How much trauma did Bill Bixby endure wearing these … Continued

It’s the fifth edition of FOURBRUARY, and the last gasp of Cannon-uary! We watched Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, and it was…not good. Why are there SO MANY unconnected scenes? What’s with Gene Hackman doing the voice of Nuclear … Continued

Cannon-uary continues with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, an almost-awesome sequel from Tobe Hooper! We join Stretch at a random radio station in rural Texas to maybe fall in love with Leatherface? Is Chop Top the most unsettling villain we’ve … Continued