Thanks to Jason in Phoenix, we had to watch The Garbage Pail Kids Movie! Is this the worst movie in the show’s history? (Yes). Why can’t any of their faces move? Why are they so truly horrifying? What kids wanted … Continued
Listener Request Month Pick #2 comes from Patreon supporter Tom! Is this peak Val Kilmer? Could he be any more charming? How does no one know they’re making a weapon?! Why is this 15-year-old in a relationship with a 19-year-old? … Continued
It’s the very first Listener Request Month, and the first selection is Patreon supporter Michele’s choice: Midnight Madness! The game master has created a zany scavenger hunt all over Los Angeles. What’s the best method for organizing a hunt? Why … Continued
It’s PRIDE month, and we’re celebrating with a very gay movie: Can’t Stop The Music! It’s a kinda-sorta biopic about The Village People starring 80s heartthrob Steve “The Guttes” Guttenberg, and Caitlyn Jenner…based purely on decathlon prowess? Why were Americans … Continued
Oh no, Godzilla! We’re celebrating the big screen return of everyone’s favorite irradiated lizard king with Godzilla 1985! This weird American re-cut of the Japanese release has the bare minimum of plot, a whole lot of giant rubber monster madness … Continued
In celebration of Elton John’s biopic (bye-op-ick?), we waded into the most tasteless one, perhaps of all time: Wired. WHO IS THIS MOVIE FOR? Why do they hate Belushi SO MUCH? How did Chiklis end up having a career? Why … Continued
It’s almost Mother’s Day and we were fresh out of gift ideas, so we gave our mom the gift of an episode she’d been asking for forever: Working Girl! This sassy sister film to Die Hard features a snackable Harrison … Continued
In celebration of the release of the crossover event of THIS century, we headed back to the last century to discuss the crossover event of the last century: When Jessica Fletcher took a Hawaiian vacation with Magnum, P.I.! (Magnum, P.I. … Continued
Sometimes, dead is better. It’s the original Pet Sematary, since the remake dropped this week! Andrew has a surprisingly decent Fred Gwynne, while Tripp’s is thoroughly mediocre, a phenomenal child actor (seriously!), a delightful doll shot, a home in dire … Continued
It’s the internet’s newest podcast: Clouded by the Zane, a Billy Zane podcast! Critters fever is striking the nation, with a Shudder show and a Syfy movie coming, so we went back where it all started! Is this Billy Zane … Continued