Author Archives: TrippLaino

For the second part of “Available on Netflix” month, Tripp and Andrew locked arms with Sylvester Stallone and went Over the Top! Why is Sly always so sweaty? Is Daddy Swap the creepiest two-word phrase ever? (Yes.) Just what are … Continued

Tripp and Andrew try to top that! with a lively discussion of Teen Witch! Is there too much #SexySax for a teen film? Why is there NO conflict whatsoever? Was Madame Serena ever the villain in this? Why were the … Continued

On this show, March goes OUT like a lion, with Tippi Hedren’s fever dream madness: Roar! How on earth were their children not taken from them? Who could possibly think it was a good idea to have this many lions … Continued

To get hyped for Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, Dissecting the 80s heads back to where it all began: 1989’s Batman! Is Michael Keaton the best Bruce Wayne ever? Is Kim Basinger a terrible actress? How good is Jack … Continued

Leap Day causes a bit of a problem with the ol’ DeLorean, which dumps Tripp and Andrew in the wrong decade! What’s that mean? We’re finally watching Ghost! Did Andrew get vital personality from Oda Mae Brown? Is Demi Moore … Continued

Tripp and Andrew continue FOURBRUARY by squinting into the middle distance with Clint Eastwood in Sudden Impact! Is Clint Eastwood Secretly a Muppet? Why are there dog farts in this movie? Why isn’t it called Dirty Harriet, and why is … Continued

FOUR-BRUARY returns with Andrew’s pick: Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes! Who the hell decided to write a whole movie about an evil lamp? Just what was Patty Duke’s character’s name? Would you buy this lamp? Why did the brother find every … Continued

Tripp and Andrew get frosty with Rob Lowe, Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves in 1986’s Youngblood! Has this writer ever seen a hockey game before? How much hair product was needed to keep their locks a-flowing? Does Andrew know less about … Continued

To celebrate the return of Sherlock, Tripp and Andrew took on Young Sherlock Holmes! Is Sherlock the ULTIMATE Mary Sue? Is Watson secretly Jeff Rubin? Is this the worst fake ice in cinema history? Has all of Dissecting the 80s … Continued

Tripp and Andrew get into the Christmas spirit with 1989’s Prancer! Sam Elliot makes his triumphant return to the show, and with him, the return of Mom’s Mancrush Minute. Plus, is Abe Vigoda alive? Is this secretly a horror movie? … Continued