Author Archives: TrippLaino

Boy oh boy, how on earth did I watch this SO much as a kid? It’s a truly wretched Howie Mandel feature, Little Monsters! Why are the monsters so scary? Why is the underworld lit through 3D glasses? How bad … Continued

It’s the not-sweaty-at-all Andrew Programs the Show in the Month of April: APTSITMOA! We’re starting with an underseen slasher in Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker. Is hiring Jan De Bont for one scene the greatest idea for production value ever conceived? … Continued

Russel-Mania 2: Oops no Carpenters ends with Captain Ron, a weird boating movie new to both of us! Would this be better with Kurt as the Family Man role? Why isn’t this just Summer Rental? Did Kurt forget he wasn’t … Continued

Something went awry with the time circuits on this Leap Day and now we can jump to the past – well we always do that, but a DIFFERENT past! Russel-Mania 2: Oops no Carpenters starts right now with the underseen … Continued

Hey folks – we’re going to be a few days late for the normally scheduled episode from today (should be up Thursday!) so we wanted to post this to tide you over a few days. Something went awry with the … Continued

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. One of the all-time great opening lines, and miracle of miracles, Andrew didn’t hate one of Tripp’s all-time favorite movies! Hear us gush over the long … Continued

Finger snaps! It’s the Addams Family for Andrew’s Favorites-bruary pick! How great are Gomez and Morticia? Does Tripp’s idea to improve this movie make it better (yes)? How is this movie so Tim Burton-ey?! All this and more! Looking for … Continued

On this second half of revisiting franchises month, Fourn-uary is accurate, because ooh boy is this gross and porny! Why is this so disgusting? Has Screaming Mad George gone too far for us? Why is this so Hellraiser-ey? Why is … Continued